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Stole from my gal, Michelle Malkin
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Monday, July 13, 2009
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
MJ Funeral: Bull. Sheet.
Srsly, this is bullshit.
CNN, CBS, Hulu?!?!
Wow, the MSM has really overdone it this time.
Why do I feel like I'm watching The Grammys and not a funeral? Oh wait. Why is his funeral even being broadcasted?!?!
Stupid.
Stup.heeed.
CNN, CBS, Hulu?!?!
Wow, the MSM has really overdone it this time.
Why do I feel like I'm watching The Grammys and not a funeral? Oh wait. Why is his funeral even being broadcasted?!?!
Stupid.
Stup.heeed.
Monday, July 6, 2009
Home Sweet Home
I heart Kansas City. Big time.
Although, I do need to rant for a second. I am ALLLLL about buying local, but I was recently invited to the "Save Standard" event.
Not familiar with Standard Style Boutique? They've got two locations; Town Center and The Plaza. They feature overpriced designer clothing.
I'll wait while you read that again.
DESIGNER clothing. I'm not interested in "saving" your California ass! Every time I go in there (usually to shop for jeans), your staff is rude and snooty and, here's an idea: start carrying less expensive clothing lines and save yourself!
SRSLY!
Sheesh.
Although, I do need to rant for a second. I am ALLLLL about buying local, but I was recently invited to the "Save Standard" event.
Not familiar with Standard Style Boutique? They've got two locations; Town Center and The Plaza. They feature overpriced designer clothing.
I'll wait while you read that again.
DESIGNER clothing. I'm not interested in "saving" your California ass! Every time I go in there (usually to shop for jeans), your staff is rude and snooty and, here's an idea: start carrying less expensive clothing lines and save yourself!
SRSLY!
Sheesh.
Yum
Hope everyone had a great Independence Day.
I made this cake (low-fat, btw) and yes, I actually counted out 50 blueberries.
I am so patriotic.
To make:
1 box yellow cake mix
1 20 ounce can of crushed pineapple
1 tub light Cool Whip
Mix cake and pineapple together and pour into greased 13 x 9 cake pan. Bake as directed.
Let cool and top with coolwhip. Refrigerate until serving time.
I'm not sure exactly what the cals/fat are, but I know it's 5 WW points.
I made this cake (low-fat, btw) and yes, I actually counted out 50 blueberries.
I am so patriotic.
To make:
1 box yellow cake mix
1 20 ounce can of crushed pineapple
1 tub light Cool Whip
Mix cake and pineapple together and pour into greased 13 x 9 cake pan. Bake as directed.
Let cool and top with coolwhip. Refrigerate until serving time.
I'm not sure exactly what the cals/fat are, but I know it's 5 WW points.
Thursday, July 2, 2009
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
A Love Letter
Dear Wal-Mart,
Through the years I have defended you, your white trash patrons and the conglomerate so many love to hate.
While I prefer to shop at Target (pronounced Tar-jzay, of course), because, well, it's just a better store with better products, better merchandising and advertising campaigns, I pick good ole Walmarts.
Now, Walmarts, you've given me no choice.
Srsly, fuck you.
Kisses,
-KSS
PS: Whatever happened to "Venture" stores? I'd like another option since you're obvi no longer an option for my Dunder Mifflin dollars.
Through the years I have defended you, your white trash patrons and the conglomerate so many love to hate.
While I prefer to shop at Target (pronounced Tar-jzay, of course), because, well, it's just a better store with better products, better merchandising and advertising campaigns, I pick good ole Walmarts.
Now, Walmarts, you've given me no choice.
Srsly, fuck you.
Kisses,
-KSS
PS: Whatever happened to "Venture" stores? I'd like another option since you're obvi no longer an option for my Dunder Mifflin dollars.
Friday, June 26, 2009
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Oink
I'm fairly certain I'm going to start packing on the pounds soon for a couple of reasons:
1. It's too effing hot to work out
2. It's quite possibly hotter in my gym than outside (at least it felt that way at spin class last night).
Although, I need to get over it because I've committed to the Kansas City Marathon in October (one week after my Mehico trip) AND the Rock and Roll marathon in Vegas in December.
Sooo, instead of being one of those "it's too hot to eat" people, I just change up what I cook. I don't normally take pictures of my meals, but this looked straight of of a Barefoot Contessa cookbook:
Salmon Salad with 1 oz goat cheese, 4 oz salmon, two roma tomatoes, green onions (white parts too) raspberry/walnut salad topping--tossed in balsamic vinaigrette. Calories: 290 Fat: 16g Tastes: DELISH
I'm eating it again while I type.
Oh yeah, get jealous.
Monday, June 22, 2009
Workin Hard For Her Money
I know everyone has seen this, but let's reiterate what a DUMB BITCH Barbara Boxer is:
Sunday, June 21, 2009
You Ain't Gonna Like This
Calvin sent me this email on Friday and I picked up on my blackberry.
Obvi I didn't read it that well or I would've started fuming Friday as opposed to now:
US of Europe? Vom.
Obvi I didn't read it that well or I would've started fuming Friday as opposed to now:
US of Europe? Vom.
Recap
Fri: Royals game with all my besties, Odudes, half of a bag of sour cream and onion chips, shackin it up on the plaza (bed to myself).
Sat: Jog, Lunch with Mom and bebe at Cactus, Barnes and Noble (bought I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, so far, pretty fucking funny), movie The Proposal with madre, dinner at bestie from Chi-town's parents house, ribs, beans, repeat.
Sun: The "K" again with Dad, Sis, Bro-in-law and bebe. 4 beers, 125 waters...in counting
It was so effing hot at the K today, I was literally dripping.
It was SO hot, the cigarette corral ignited.
Srsly:
We got SPANKED all weekend, and, as much as I want to, I can't hate Pujols. He's so good and from what I understand, a stand-up guy. It's sick how good he is at the baseball thing. Hitting the ball with a bat, specifically.
Friday, June 19, 2009
Meth-head Mullet
This is your hair.
This is your hair on meth.
Any questions?
*taken at P & L last night, I know it's not very nice, but, well, either am I.
It Happened Again!
So, I was at a happy hour last night and a friend of mine (whose been married less than a year and is miserable) says:
"Sinic, seriously, why don't you have a boyfriend?"
Srsly, FML.
So, I proceeded to drink heavily which was kind of a mistake because I had an appointment with the Nazi at 5:45 this morning.
I tell the Nazi the story, starting from the previous happy hour convo I blogged about a couple days ago.
She says, "whatever, you're a catch".
Of course, I bought another package of sessions.
I'm going to the "K" tonight and Sunday (taking mi papi) and I am going to get ridiculously drunk.
Oh, BTW, The Ginger has been reading my blog and she wants everyone to know she has a real job. She does. Srsly, I've been there before trying to peddle paper. You know, since I work at Dunder Mifflin.
"Sinic, seriously, why don't you have a boyfriend?"
Srsly, FML.
So, I proceeded to drink heavily which was kind of a mistake because I had an appointment with the Nazi at 5:45 this morning.
I tell the Nazi the story, starting from the previous happy hour convo I blogged about a couple days ago.
She says, "whatever, you're a catch".
Of course, I bought another package of sessions.
I'm going to the "K" tonight and Sunday (taking mi papi) and I am going to get ridiculously drunk.
Oh, BTW, The Ginger has been reading my blog and she wants everyone to know she has a real job. She does. Srsly, I've been there before trying to peddle paper. You know, since I work at Dunder Mifflin.
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